Tooth

                                                                  Tooth

If you looked at my front two teeth today, you would never guess that I lost half of one of my adult teeth in 1st grade. That's probably because my dad is a dentist and made a fake one. Anyway, here’s the story of why I don't like sandboxes anymore. 

In elementary school, the sandbox was the place everyone went to in recess. I don’t know why, but everyone did. Because my elementary school self didn't want to get left out of the fun, so did I. I didn't know it then, but that was the start of my Post-Traumatic-Sandbox-Disorder(No, that's not actually a thing). One day, me and a few other people were playing in the sandbox, when suddenly, someone threw a shovel at me. It flew into the air. I stopped moving to see where it was headed. Unfortunately, it was flying at my face. 

BAM! It hit my mouth head-on and I yelled out in shock. 

“OW!” 

Then, I saw my tooth on the ground. 

“YOU KNOCKED MY TOOTH OUT!” I screamed as I cried.

I tasted copper in my mouth. 

An hour later, my parents stormed over to where I was with the principal and the person who threw the shovel, who I won’t name, but I’ll call him… bob. The short version of what they said was something like this:

“YOU DON'T CARE THAT SHURI LOST HIS ADULT TOOTH? HOW DARE YOU!” 

And

“YOU THREW THE SHOVEL? YOU insert colourful words here”

They’re dentists, and i’m sure they were worried about me losing my tooth,but I think they were a little too hardcore. After that, we drove home as my parents grumbled about Mr L'Heureux, the elementary school principal, and bob.  

And that's why I don't like sandboxes or shovels anymore.

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never gonna give you up-Rick Astley 1987

were no strangers to love

you know the rules

and so do i

a full commitments what i'm

thinking of

you wouldn't get this from 

any other guy

I

just wanna tell you how i'm feeling 

gotta make you 

understand

never gonna give you up 

never gonna let you down

never gonna run around and desert you

never gonna make you cry 

never gonna say goodbye 

never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

rickrolled